These days I have been struggling to eat a healthy amount of calories, due to Crohn's Disease and Chronic Pouchitis (Colitis with no colon). Yesterday was the best day in a while for that, but I suffered for it.
Today I have eaten rice, a few bites of chicken, some plain toast, and a few pieces of watermelon. It is all I could eat.
Even now, with that measly amount of food, my gastrointestinal tract feels as though I had at least 3 full meals too many.
These are a few of the ways I can claim that my intestines can behave like jerks:
1. My intestines are fat-shaming me!!!
2. I am currently enrolled in a forced weight loss program.
3. My intestines are absorbing enough to prevent vomiting, only to eject it at a later time.
4. My stomach craves nutrients, my intestines disagree. Loudly.
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