Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

Many of my organs don't work properly, I am not allowed to donate blood (because really, who would want it?), even mosquitos don't bite me unless I have eaten fruit during the day.

The awesome thing about this, is that if we ever come to face a zombie or vampire apocalypse (as many of Hollywood's movies like to make us think is possible), I would either completely survive due to immunity - my blood is undesirable - or I would be the reason for the zombie apocalypse. Really. I might be that first zombie. Be prepared!

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