Drug Slogans

Humira - feel the burn!

Prednisone - menopause won't seem that bad!
Prednisone - Crohn's disease making it hard for you to keep weight on? Prednisone is the solution!! ;)

Ativan - forget beer! Forget everything on Ativan!

Remicade - makes your internal organs feel "squeaky" clean**

Methotrexate - it'll kill your skin but it's great for the insides! Just wear gloves!

Okay that's all I've got for now. Send me more if you think of any good ones :)


**if you didn't understand the Remicade reference, remicade has mouse component in it.