Far-Fetched Explanations

Sometimes, to blow off steam, I come up with crazy random reasons for all of my health complications until I get a real answer. Here are some of my interpretations:

- I am actually an alien from a different planet and my organs are not accustomed to the Earth's atmosphere and environment so my organs are deteriorating faster than they should. 

- The Dermoid Cyst that the doctors removed when I was 17 was actually my twin that I absorbed in the womb and all of my organs were actually supposed to be those of my twin - so my body is simply rejecting them one by one. 

- My internal system has acquired the disease that causes rapid aging, and the only organ unaffected is my skin. (The Fountain of Youth Hypothesis). 

- My muscles are so tight in my abdomen that my body is attempting to get rid of organs to clear the space so that I don't feel squashed in there. 

- I am a reincarnation from a previous life but in the process, something was screwed up. I am not supposed to be human, so my body is deteriorating at the rate that it would have if I had reincarnated in my proper form. 

:) 
Hope you enjoyed my twisted thought process ;).