Abstract Music

I was listening to spa music this morning and this one tune came on that was one of those abstract songs where there is, seemingly, no direction... Just a random set of sounds set to a beat. 
So I thought - I could totally create an abstract song that was based around medical procedures! MRI, ultrasound, surgery... Oh yeah! 
It would have a base beat like: 

Clank.            Clank.              Clank 
Clank  clank. Clank.  Clank.   Clank clank

Then you would hear: 

Whirrrrrrr whirrrrr whirrrr whirrrrrr 

Then a voice would say: 

Breathe in...   Hold your breath... Breathe 
Breathe in...   Hold your breath... Breathe 

Then a second voice would come on: 

Count back from ten.... 

You'd hear: 

Whooosh.   Whooosh.  Clank clank clank 

And then all of a sudden the background noises would all stop, and all you'd hear, in a really weird tone and effect is: 

Welcome back, do you know where you are? 



Yep. Totally. Abstract meaningful music at it's finest. 

Or I just really don't wanna get out of bed ;). Hope this made you laugh, or at least smile.