Growing Up

I always see those pictures online that say things like:

"If you drank from a hose and survived, like this picture" 

Or 

"If you played in the dirt and survived, like this picture" 

Now let me get one thing straight - I absolutely do NOT believe that drinking from a hose or playing in the dirt caused ANY of the illnesses that I am dealing with.... 

BUT .. Whenever I read those I always think to myself 

"Yeah! Exactly!! I grew up drinking out of a hose and I'm just fine... Oh wait... Maybe I'm not... They may not want me as a promoter of old ways... Gotta click Unlike" :(