My body is like a cat.
It likes food... But only at certain times... And only certain amounts. Too much, too little, or wrong timing and I end up injured.
It will like something one day, but then another day it will repel it as though I just did the most insulting thing possible.
It purrs... And it's not always a good thing.
It wakes up at odd hours of the day/night - it will be energetic when I should be sleeping and exhausted and immovable when I have something planned.
My body is like a snobby feline.
Impossible to control. Impossible to predict. Love/hate relationship. And I always seem to be apologizing to my friends for the way it behaves....