Last night I had this super vivid and horrible dream.
I dreamt that Rj had bought a package of little tapioca pearls for me to add to my rice pudding... or so he thought. Then, after dessert we decided to go to a movie, but 30 minutes into the movie I started to feel awful. Suddenly I kind of gurgled up a bunch of the tapioca pearls. I could feel each one of them as they came back up my throat and gurgling out.
Pth pth pth pth pth pth.
We left the theater and (as the low-impact vomiting continued) Rj did a quick search on his phone. Turns out the tapioca pearls he bought were actually a deadly substance that can kill its victims within an hour. We race to the car - vomiting becoming worse - only to find out we had locked our keys in the car.
Pth pth pth pth gurgle pth pth
As Rj called an ambulance, the pearls were coming out in waves and were getting more and more red and with more sludge than just the pearls. Blood. Lots of blood. By the time an ambulance showed up, blood was just flooding out of my mouth, but I could still feel all the little pearls.
Such a weird nightmare.
I woke up drenched in sweat and had a super sore throat.. but I also woke up with"
A POOL of DROOL all over my face, arm, pillow and sheets. Apparently I was gurgle drooling. Like Jabba the Hut. Or Homer Simpson.
Luckily, Rj didn't notice or wake up, so I was able to clean myself up and let things dry before he awoke.
Bad dreams are pretty common if I have any cortisone in my system... and we had also done a lot of cleanig during the day so I (evidently) was kind of zombie'd out. Still strange... but funny!
