Another Headache

So I didn't have a headache today. I had migraines Monday, a little bit on Tuesday, and another bad one last night.

Today, however, I was migraine free!!

But then I started cuddling and playing with Dex... and the adorable pupper inadvertently headbutted me. Hard.
His head hit the bridge of my nose like in a boxing match.
I instantly had tears running down my face, my entire face is throbbing, and I am hoping I don't get any black eyes from it.
It also caused a bad headache.
Not my usual migraine, of course, which I am thankful for... but MAN.

Rj of course could not stop laughing - as he made sure I was okay. Poor Dex has not come near me since, even though it's not his fault.

So my one day without a headache?
Headbutted.
In the face.
Yyyyyyyyyooouch

The Real Housewives

Every one in a while I try to re-imagine shows like The Real Housewives of.... for people with chronic illness whose health has forced them to stay at home all of the time, some with spouses that not only have to work but also have to take care of their ill partner.

"Ooooh girl that walker is GORGEOUS! But the who's who of chronic illness have their walking aids and even disability-friendly bathtubs designed by Michael Kors. Come on."

Or

"Yeah the bag you carry with your medications HAS to have Swarovski crystals. Otherwise you're just not trying hard enough."

Or

"Oh my GOD you CANNOT be serious - you still use the generic brand of medication? Wow. The brand name is the only way to actually treat those symptoms! How do you EVER expect to improve if you stick with generic.
Like, ew."

K I know it's completely random, but I was watching some trash tv and was imagining me as a Real Housewife with Chronic Illness.
#latenightthoughts